Qubes is serious business.
but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with it.
i have developed a brief guide for your entertainment.
please pass it on.
step 1: ensure you are using a monospace font in your fixed width environments
step 2: open your favorite terminal emulator (in an offline disp-vm, obviously, because you shouldn’t trust me… yet)
step 3: paste this one-liner into your terminal:
base64 -d <<<“H4sIAAAAAAAAA+3T0Q2AIAwE0H+nYBY3IN1/F4GgAXvXVuKPifdHvHtRoynFkvMWq51x61nFnOi6O+MTc+rP+Bz3+BUl7CVgTXwpgcTAGI8oPZSoYW83JRliEVyYjJ/4EvHCd8EUmeMRd0Z09I8KjM6AORQYEp9D4tFaCfjmbWBCCBAxLqfV62kRaZCMpxVBp80PHAZb0PEGAAA=” | gunzip
step 4: if (when) satisfied, make it into an executable script, and add some color:
mkdir scripts
nano scripts/QBS.ascii#!/bin/bash
echo -e “$(tput setaf 4)” # make it QubesOS blue
base64 -d <<<“H4sIAAAAAAAAA+3T0Q2AIAwE0H+nYBY3IN1/F4GgAXvXVuKPifdHvHtRoynFkvMWq51x61nFnOi6O+MTc+rP+Bz3+BUl7CVgTXwpgcTAGI8oPZSoYW83JRliEVyYjJ/4EvHCd8EUmeMRd0Z09I8KjM6AORQYEp9D4tFaCfjmbWBCCBAxLqfV62kRaZCMpxVBp80PHAZb0PEGAAA=” | gunzip
echo -e “$(tput sgr0)” # reset color
that’s it, close and save, then make this baby executable:
chmod +x scripts/QBS.ascii
step 5: make a script to do something useful in qubes, and then finish it by calling:
~/scripts/QBS.ascii
step 6: don’t spoil the surprise for everyone else
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