Ok, in all seriousness, this laptop shouldn’t give you any trouble on Qubes OS. The only thing that might give you grief is the nVIDIA GPU.
As for coreboot or the ME cleaner, that will depend on your chipset, and whether they’ve figured out your CPU. My guess would be that they haven’t yet, but you’re better off asking the Coreboot project.
If you do install, please submit an HCL to help the community