Updates check over clearnet instead of sys-whonix and other strange decisions

Then you’re no longer using cheese alone to get to the moon. You’re using a rocket ship.

Besides, price is determined by supply and demand. If I start dumping huge quantities of cheese on the market, that’s going to tank the price. “Just sell small amounts at a time so you don’t tank the price,” you might say. Sure, but that’ll take a lot longer, and my lifespan is finite, so it’s not obvious that I can earn enough by selling cheese to buy a trip to the moon before I kick the bucket.

It’s not useless; it just doesn’t answer the specific question you’re currently interested in.

Already explained above:

Yes, already explained in the issue linked above:

Specifically, this part:

Part of the reason some users have this mistaken expectation is because they believe that the only purpose of routing updates over Tor is for privacy (e.g., trying to hide the fact that they’re using Qubes OS from their ISP, government, or others). From their perspective, it makes no sense to route updates over Tor while routing update checks over clearnet. They’re not aware that there are specific security benefits to updating over Tor independent of any privacy benefits and that running update checks over clearnet doesn’t detract from these security benefits. They’re not aware that these security benefits (and not any purported privacy benefits) were the primary motivation for the implementation of this feature, which is why it currently works the way it does. If the current behavior isn’t changed, then the software UX and documentation should be updated to help users to understand why it’s implemented this way and thereby better set users’ expectations.