@SteveC I split the thread, so please update the top post and the corresponding entry in the Quick QoL thread once you’ve settled on one or more methods that work for everyone. The Quick QoL should be the bare minimum that just works, so caveats, considerations, discussions, etc. should go in the top post here.
Also, your sys-usb suggestion is still alive and kicking after I condensed it, and your original post is also preserved in its full glory:
Your suggestions are among the most popular (and controversial) in the thread, so keep at it!