A.I. roasts Qubes users

I asked alibaba inteligence to come up with some Qubes jokes. I didn’t laugh but #3 was kinda a roast :rofl:

Some of these could be considered antijokes actually

  1. Why did the qube cross the road?
    To get to the other virtual machine!
  1. How many qubes does it take to change a light bulb?
    Just one, but you’ll need to set up a network of qubes to handle the power and communication!
  1. Why is Qubes OS always so paranoid?
    Because it knows there are threats lurking around every corner of the digital world!
  1. What do you call a group of qubes playing hide and seek?
    A Qube Hunt!
  1. How does Qubes OS keep its users safe?
    By isolating their applications in separate compartments, just like a well-organized pantry!
  1. Why did the Qubes OS user bring a spare qube to the party?
    In case things got messy and they needed to spin up a new environment!
  1. How does Qubes OS keep its users from getting distracted?
    By keeping their workspaces separate and focused on the task at hand!
  1. Why did the qube go to therapy?
    Because it was feeling a little bit too confined in its virtual machine!
  1. What do you call a Qubes OS user who never takes breaks?
    A Quad-Core Qube Cruncher!
  1. How does Qubes OS keep its users’ secrets safe?
    By ensuring that each app and service is isolated from the others, so even if one is compromised, the rest remain secure!
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